Someone pointed out that it’s impossible for me to be the reincarnation of Elvis, since both of us were alive at the same time.

A recent discussion leads me to believe that women over 40 are much more likely to be interested in morning sex than younger women.

Another possible place to have piercing jewelry which features a spinning propeller is at the end of a penis.

People who own shiny new iPods become rudely hostile if you point out to them that they paid top dollar for planned obsolescence.