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Sep

Spam Email Subject Lines as Poetry

   Posted by: Jerry   in Procrastination Techniques

Fredric sent you a private message

Do you want Rolex?

I practically choked

My boyfriends’ putz keeps slipping out

Now it is possible to have sex more than ten times a day

See my penis pictures as proof

Join to society of real Men

Feel new sensations with your partner

This product is sooooooooo amazing

Just call the number below

With the advance in science…

You must be the Real Man with “huge dignity”

Be full of energy and fill your partner with it!

What is the dosage guideline for Wondercum?

I know you’ve thought about it.

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2 comments so far

 1 

hahaha :D That’s brilliant :P *giggles hysterically*

September 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
trnunes
 2 

LOL! Well done!

September 15th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

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