Because You Never Know When You'll Be Sitting Next To A Rocket Scientist

So I’m riding home from the airport on one of those shared ride busses, and I’m sitting next to a rather dapper looking fellow with a tweed suit and dark rimmed glasses. He has wild curly black hair and a distracted look on his face.

It’s been a long flight. I’m not really in the mood to talk. He doesn’t say anything, so neither do I.

An hour later we arrive at his destination, and he pays the driver with a credit card, and the driver asks, “So you’re a doctor or something?”

“Actually,” he says with a slight Russian accent, “I’m a scientist.”

I’m already kicking myself.

“What, like a nuclear scientist?” the driver asks.

“No, actually I’m a rocket scientist.”

Now I’m really kicking myself. “Darn,” I say, “I’m a science fiction writer! I should have been talking to you all this way!”

He looks at me, mouth open. “You’re a science fiction writer?” he says. “I love science fiction!”

But we’re at his hotel and he has to get off, and the driver has to drive me home. So it was a lost opportunity for both of us.

Lesson learned: Always strike up a conversation with someone you’re sitting next to, because you never know. It might be someone you’re actually interested in talking to.

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  1. hahaha :D You have my deepest sympathy. I’d be kicking myself as well, if that ever happened to me. At first I thought you were going to say that he was a private detective from a 1950’s film noir :p

  2. I once awoke on a plane flight sitting next to Linda Hamilton, the actress. I couldn’t *believe* how hot she was! I was just getting ready to say something, hello, anything, and then… I woke up. ;-)