It’s 4:30am and I woke up furious.
I was driving after a rainstorm, and directly in front of me the light had changed red. The road was really slippery, and my car slid right out into the intersection. Thank goodness the intersection was clear, and so I was able to back up to where I should’ve stopped.
No problem, right?
But no, from out of nowhere comes a cop who starts writing me a ticket for running a red light. I get angry and start arguing, and pull out my phone to video the whole thing, and that makes the cop mad. The cop says it’s illegal for me to video him.
Now I am really pissed off because I know that’s false. I tell him I am gathering evidence for court because I intend to fight the ticket. I also tell him that it is not against law, and that I have the law printed out and sitting in my glove compartment. Because, in real life, I actually do! You can photograph anyone at any time in a public place. Anyone – including an officer – who tells you otherwise does not actually know what the law is.
So the confrontation has really escalated, and now the cop has his hand on his gun.
Now here’s the funny part. At this point I’ve already realized that I’m dreaming. I know, on a whim, I could have the guy struck by lightning, or sucked into a black hole, or simply delete him from my dream. I have the power!
But no, I continue arguing with the dream cop. Why? Because it’s the principle!
Finally I do wake up, and now I can’t go back to sleep, and I’m laying here in bed dictating this into my iPad.
Take a person. You, for example. Send yourself back in time three days, so you can go have dinner with yourself. You’re both sitting at a table in a restaurant together. Are both of them actually you?
About two weeks ago I finished my first draft of All You See Is Light, and the very next day I started a new novel, this one a mystery set in a post-Singularity universe. The working title is: Anything Goes. I meant it to be a lighthearted comedy much in the spirit of a Douglas Adams novel, but I guess my humor runs a bit darker than I thought because it’s already started to take some turns I didn’t expect.
